Female equivalent of the ever popular "she wants the D" used to indicate recognition by a dude that a girl wants some dick. However in this case, the P is for pussy and said by chicks.
Marsha: I just caught that guy checking me out girl.
Wendy: I saw that too. Surely he wants the p.
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A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.
Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
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Lit., "He wants the Vagina", a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your vagina. When a guy wants your pussy on his dick. he wants to eat you out.
"He was laughing at all your jokes. He wants the v."
"Girl, he wants the v"
"Yeah, i'd let him"
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Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
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The wise words of a legendary bird
"Want sum fuk"
"No Ron"
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What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad
Gavin:Say what?
Gavin's mate:man want beats
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