Shark Week

A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.

Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV?
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.

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empty for a week

phrase:

Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen.

Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOhhhh, good golly miss Molly!

Partner: Good one? Hmmmmmm?

Man: Honey, I'm gonna be empty for a week.

ghetto week

The second week in a bimonthly pay period before you get paid again ie. You get paid on the 1st and the 15th of the month, the 8th through the 15th is ghetto week because by the 7th all your money is spent.

Shutup and eat you some ramen boy, you know damn well its ghetto week

Julie week

A week that is absolutely amazing. Nothing has gone wrong, and what happened to not go perfectly right is of little consequence.

"This was the best week ever. I totally had a Julie week"

Threesome Week

October 12th marks the beginning of threesome week, a time when couples invite a different person to join them each night for a threesome.

Me and my husband are doing Threesome Week, would you like to join us for some adult fun?

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Finals Week

n. a dormant superhuman power laying in young adults that comes out two-three times a year in times of great desperation.

After the marathon, Ralph went finals week on a fire hydrant to quench his thirst.

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tech week

n.
The week preceding the opening night of a stage performance where an actor, stage crewmember, or tech crewmember will stay extremely late every night until a director is satisfied. The "tech week" is where all the lighting, stage direction, props, costumes, and acting comes together.

tech weeking-
v.
1. The act of experiencing or participating in a tech week.
2. The emotional state brought on by experiencing a tech week. Symptoms of tech weeking may include loss of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of sanity, loss of free time, and loss of life.

n.
"I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I didn't do my homework, I've had a tech week all week and I've been on stage until 11:30 every night."

v.
1. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I've been tech weeking all week and I've had to stay late every night."
2. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken." *Turns over desk, punches Ms. Bucken in the face, and runs out the door.*

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