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sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

by Westley E October 21, 2007

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shake weight

shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure.

She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.

We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.

by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011

76๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


boyfriend weight

gaining weight while with your significant other due to non stop eating binges for anniversaries, birthday celebrations, or complete boredom. This includes but is not limited to: buffet dinners, lunch value meals, breakfasts in bed, and everything in between.

may also be used in conjunction with girlfriend weight

Christine: Have you seen Tina lately? I heard she has a man now
Megan: seen her? its hard to miss, homegirl has definitely put on some boyfriend weight

by zara-grace March 29, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 30, 2010


light weight

Person who gets drunk or high really easily and doesn't need much of it.
Examples:
Jay: Jen got drunk off of three tequila shots.
Jo: What a light weight.

Fred: Dude, you only had, like, two hits. You're such a light weight.

Pot heavy weight wasted hangover light weight

by SilverLove1946 July 29, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump Weight

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.

Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.

by GaryFreezen August 19, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Light Weight

Somebody not worth your time to fight or argue with

Ay Gee handle my light weight I don't got time for shorty.

by DaTKiDsavage July 7, 2011

38๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž