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The biggest retard in the whole school. Might be gay we are not sure.
Wes: “Luke Engstrom is a weiner scout.”
Leland: “Amen bro, he’s always faking injuries and stuff.”
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Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
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Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention
Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.
"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"
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The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?
Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
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a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!
beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"
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A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.
After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.
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The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.
"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"