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Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.
Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."
Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."
A white lazy American on welfare and food stamps. They are usually overweight because they watch TV all day. They use their EBT cards to buy frozen pizzas, Mountain Dew and Little Debbie cakes. They are known to reside in trailer parks
That bitch is welfare trash. She just sits in her trailer all day smoking cigarettes and drinking Mountain Dew!
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The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.
example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots
2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit
1:WIT my welfare nigga
2: thats some modern welfare rite there
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Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.
He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.
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a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.
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1) A woman who has decided never to work so she remains perpetually pregnant or with small children, usually all by different fathers. Usually lives off the system or sometimes a guy she 'caught' by getting pregnant.
2) Low class woman with no goals.
"You hear that Stephanie is pregnant again?"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"
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Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.
Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"