Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

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Out went cold

Used metaphorically to refer to the absence of someone who is called out, particularly when that person is in a queue. It is commonly used in a clinic setting where in a patient leaves before his or her turn is up.

"Patient X was not outside when I called his name."
"He's out went cold."

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rump went pop

a singular highly percussive fart

i felt some big pressure, but my rump went pop only! (any 'ass' word would work but 'rump' is delightfully goofy!!)

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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...

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I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.

Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!

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went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

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i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.