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The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
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Paul Wesley is the best human being ever. He is super talented, handsome, amazing!!
He plays in vampire diaries and most recently in tell me a story ( the season 2 is amazing btw).
+ he got the most beautiful smile ever
Girl : You are just like Paul Wesley.
Guy : let’s get married
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A town north of Tampa. Filled with luxury ass houses for those who wanna pretend to be rich when they actually have a miserable ass life. There ain’t nun to do in Chapel. The closest form of entertainment include two malls, with surprisingly cool shoe stores, and a crystal lagoon. Basically a big ass fuckin pool. There are three high schools, Wesley Chapel High, Wiregrass High and Cypress High. Wiregrass looks like Harvard compared to the other two, but that ain’t sayin much. It’s also home to mfs who try to act tough and pretend to be from the hood, except they’re white, rich and live off they parents credit card. Ok Tanner, I see u a thug, now pull up to Temple Terrace and say the n word like that, u finna have a clip emptied on ur head.
“Where u from g?”
“Oh im from Tampa”
“Oh shit, fr my man, what part??”
“Wesley Chapel”
“Get the fuck outta my face😐”
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A black, obese, schizo who writes some great music thanks to his mental disorder. Plugs a certain product at the end of his songs.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.
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One of Tampa's northernmost suburbs, that has been experiencing exponential growth since 2000. It is known by locals as a by and large nice place to live. We are comprised of roughly 60% $500,000 homes and 40% trailer trash. The population is roughly 30,000, with average household income of $75,000.
"Man I stay in Tampa but with Wesley Chapel growing so fast, I suddenly find a lot of my friends live there."
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An epic breakfast sandwich made only by a Wesley. A Wesley Burger consists bread, ham, egg, cheese and mayo, made to perfection.
Dude, that Wesley Burger was so insane.
Aaron "I'm such a doucher, I hate that Wesley Burger, but his sandwich is pretty epic"
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A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"
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