What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

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What are you trying to do?!

Something you say when anybody does something you don't like.

When Zee pushed Isaac, he turned around and yelled "What are you trying to do?!"

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what are you doing step bro?

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.

“what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“

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What have you been up to

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.

Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."

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you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

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What did you say girl?

An expressions confusedable quote from my asian cousin...

My Japanese cousin: My girl looking fine, she's dark-skin hispanic tho

Me: Yeah but my boyfriend looking sexy, he has blue half green eyes and you know, he has blonde curly long hair tho but you know that, he wants to smoke but he really listening to 80s rock, but he's hot

My Japanese cousin: What did you say girl?

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What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.

T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.