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When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
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A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.
Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
The burning sensation in your anus as a result of excessive excretion and wiping. Could be compared to having Tennessee Fire poured in your butthole
I’d get in the ocean with y’all but my whiskey hole is bad enough as it is
one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies
that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts
The ritual of drinking copious amounts of whiskey each Thursday. Beer is also acceptable, but only in the presence of whiskey.
Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
It's a Thursday. *takes a drink of whiskey*. Yeup.
(hour later) WOO WHISKEY THURSDAY!!!
Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise
Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.
When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.
“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”