wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

Wified Up

The act of being in a very serious relationship with a girl and acting like one does when married.

Damn! Look at Tyrone all wified up. He doesn't even come out and hang with the guys anymore.

McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

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Wifi Wifey

Your bestfriend.Your lover you spend time with.stay in touch with your Wifi Wifey

My Bestfriend is my Wifi Wifey.

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WiFi party

similar to a LAN party, but players instead connect with each other using wireless connection. Usually such parties are smaller when using wireless, yet still possess attributes similar to a LAN party, such as massive caffeine consumption and junk food.

Steve, Bill and I had a WiFi party where we gamed all night in Source and WoW yesterday.

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No-Wifi-A-Phobia

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

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Wifi wifey

A WiFi wifey is your internet bae. Preferably a girl. She's your rod and you really care about her.

You're my WiFi Wifey
And

Listen to wifey WiFi by Nick bean

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