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n., An act in which one individual blows through another's pubic hair, causing it to move and sway.
Spiderman gave Mary Jane a windy yard after he saved a building full of children from certain death.
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== The Legend ==
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run
Anyone bald and works in a libary is windy miller
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The back sliding window in a truck.
Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!
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When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth
Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.
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Having a chick fart in your mouth and immediately open-mouth kissing the fart into her mouth.
That Karen chick said she was down for a windy city, but she just couldn't fart.
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Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole
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To expell wind directly from one's anus into the anus of a third party, for means of sexual gratification
Last night was amazing, she totally gave me a windy poopdeck
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