Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

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Won the battle, lost the war

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

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I Won a Math Debate

when saying this phrase really fast it sounds as if you were saying i want to masturbate.(:

jacking off or fapping as some call it. now try to say i won a math debate three times fast.

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Mr. Stark we won

A phrase spoken by Peter Parker to Tony Stark in endgame that will result in a Tony or Peter Stan to slap you in your face, give silent treatment, or burst into tears

Friend: a haha remember when Tony died and Peter said " Mr. stark we won" lmaoo

Tony/Peter Stan: you little bitch *slaps friend*

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demolition won the tag titles

A response to something said that is already known to a number of people.

Person 1: "Amanda had to quit college because her grades sucked."

Person 2: "Oh really? By the way, Demolition lost the tag titles."

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

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I won a math debate

A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.

When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...

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