I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

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How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

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Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.

guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...

Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"

I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.

Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.

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I would do her

Indicating that a girl is good looking enough that you would be willing to have sex with her if given the chance.

Man that bitch is hot enough I would do her!

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What would a feminist do?

A phrase implied ironically in situations where a person is trying to reach the conclusion of something and failing or when thinking of what to do in a critical situation. Inspired by the internet's ironic implications on feminism.

Jacob: All of my data was posted online, what do I do??
Sunnie: What would a feminist do?