He is the second coming of Jesus Christ
Priest: Jesus will return one day
Man: heβs already here and his name is Wyatt
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to whoever the fuck said that Wyatt is sweet, no the fuck I'm not.
Person 1: yo is that Wyatt?
Person 2: ew he never knows when to shut up.
A fucking gay ass bitch that haunts you and screams in your ear when you are trying to sleep
Hey look! A Wyatt
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A doggyknobbing democrat.
What's Wyatt doing with that peanut butter? I think he likes dogs a little too much.
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A wyatt is a gay ass nigga with a tooth gap. His is most likely uncircumcised and has packes a whopping 2 inch penis he calls βthe punisher.β His hobbies include: cloud watching, bird scouting, and collecting leaves and rocks.
You see that gay ass nigga Wyatt?
Yuh yuh yuh yuh
Imagine being queer, no?
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Wyatt can be a good person who turned into a fuckboy because of all the girls who ignored him or told him he was too nice. He is always good at sports but donβt have a lot of real friends. His phone is always dry because no one ever wants to talk to him but everyone knows him. He gave up on being nice and turned into a jerk and a fuck boy
Kid: Hey did you see Wyatt?
Kid 2: yeah he was such a dick and played around with a lot of girls hearts.
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Wyatt is a stalker that claps to furry images on the internet.
Wyatt: I stalk people for a hobby
Person 2: Cool... I run
Wyatt: I know
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