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Yawning Hippo

Another name for a larger than average Vagina, see also wizards sleeve

Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo

by cheesey February 13, 2004

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yawning buffalo

A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.

There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 29, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tecnhicolor yawn

(verb) to boff, vomit, chunder or spew. So named due to its colorful appearance and yawn like facial contortions.

Dave has drunk about 18 pints and was feeling a bit ropey- he has now decided a tecnhicolor yawn is the solution.

by Geordiecunny March 13, 2007


Fucking Yawn

An exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker's absolute boredom - usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.

Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.

Corporate Powerpoint Presentation Type : "So here we can see last years Net Promoter Score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. Going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing space"

Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"

by El Ronnoco III August 12, 2011


yawn scream

to let out a yawn while also exclaiming loudly in surprise, frustration, fear, pain, etc.

It is also an extreme sport

A man yawn scream as he yawns while simultaneously noticing something: "haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by cheekier criminal man January 30, 2012


Yawn-a-rama

The opposite of a bomb shell Revelation.

The report was supposed to contain many bomb shell revelations, instead it's a yawn-a-rama.

by Conansriver February 25, 2019