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Changing the order of words in a sentence as the Jedi Yoda from Star Wars would. It makes the sentences a drunk person speaks funnier and very laughable.
Dam that cats funny, he yoda-talks like no one else I know!
"Read the dirty magazines you will."
"Rubbed one out you have?"
"Young one failed, you have not"
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"Unhelpful Yoda" This famous, funny, iconic quote is said by Clay Jensen from 13 reasons why.
Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!
Tony : Is that a crack on my height?
Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones
Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
Clay : Why?
Tony : Headspace. Headspace.
Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.
Ashleigh Yoda is a very special person. They like to you know.....SHEEEEESH. If you know a person named Ashleigh Yoda, they are definitely bussin bussin. They are very HOLY HOLY HOLY and hates stink bugs.
Ashleigh Yoda told me that her dinner last night was bussin bussin
Twig of marijuana used to stir and scrape out smoked ashes from pipe.
She used a yoda cane to stir the ashes of a wicked bowl of pot.
1. (Noun) A 1st or 2nd degree burn of a small area on the hand. Occurs while cooking, esp. with a conventional oven (usually by touching the heating coil), or from handling a pan or food that has just come out of the oven, or is still in the oven
2. (Verb) To get such a burn
Person 1: Yoda...(reaches into oven to retrieve baguette, burns self on oven interior) Ouch! (examines small burn on palm)Yoda burn...
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The act of back flipping during sex.
Oscar does Bed Yodas every night
The acts of painting oneself green while thrusting your lower body while making noises like a peacock in a gravely yoda voice.
Wow that young man is doing the Yoda peacock and it’s making me feel things I’ve never felt.