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when you look up cat on urban dictionary,
you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat
Person 1: When you when you when when when WHENNNNN.
Person 2: You good bro?
Person 1: Yesn't
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Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.
Cool Kid: "You're weird. "
Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."
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Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
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Rhetorical question asked of or when discussing a person who is acting in an annoying, stereotypical manner or is a poser.
Rambo
Barbie
Jesus
The chocolate solder: Military.
Tinkerbell
Princess Daine
Adolf Hitler
Einstien
To female who is obsessed by her own appearence; Who do you think you are? Barbie.
To a male who is overdoing the macho; Who do you think you are? Rambo.
About a bible thumper; Who does he think he is; Jesus Christ.
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A comeback for fat people.
Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D
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A racist term directed to white people.
Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.
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