destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month

BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

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Get your dick Straight

Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.

Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."

Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."

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Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

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don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

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Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

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