your mothers box

What Most 12 year old cod players have been in

Haha i been in your mothers box u fag

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Your Mothers Dick

If you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. And you need to get laid....BAD, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your penis is crusting because u cant get laid and u masterbate, and now u have to go see the doctor because the cum crust wont come off. Haha i mean really find a prostitute in an alley or something cause thats just fucked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah fuck something even your cat i mean for real

Your mothers dick is hairy.

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your mother called

When your mother calls to let you know what you're having for dinner

Hey Asia, your mother called

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word to your mother

If you hear the phrase, "Word to your mother," it typically means you should leave the area immediately because you are very close to a coloured/black person.

It can also mean that you are very close to a whigger or a similar type animal that is trying to identify with a coloured/black person.

Be aware that some Asian's and Hispanic's (legally, Hispanic not white) people have learned that if they establish some primitive rapport with coloureds, they may reduce their chances of personal injury inflicted by said coloured, or incurring damage to their personal property caused by the primitives.

"Mommy, that man told me, "Word to your mother." What does that mean?

"Just get in the car honey. We shouldn't be here."

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Rough as your mother

Used to describe how extremely rough and hungover one feels and is typically a response when asked by a friend or stranger with a sense of humor.

Q: How are you feeling after last night?

A: As rough as your mother!

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Your Mother Is Gay

An insult that nerds use to "win" fights. if anyone says this the other person shall explode due to complete simpleness

Bully: DID U DO MY HOMEWORK?

Nerd: No

Bully: STUPID NERD FIGHT ME

Nerd: Your Mother Is Gay

Bully: *Organs implode and head explodes due to simpleness

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Trading In Your Mother

Slangin the pain killer oxycodone.

"Lets just say i'm 'trading in your mother' heh heh."
"You sick bitch! Gimme some!"

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