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The most beautiful thing in the universe so beautiful he can skip his duolingo lessons. Here is a link to his wattpad !no spaces!
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Karen: Who is this Princess Mr. Clean
The whole world: Only the most dazzling person you've ever met
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A pink and green bus operated by the Frog-Princess Association in the United States and United Kingdom.
The bus drives around finding frogs and princesses to add to their database.
Hey, Mike — will you carry me down to the Frog-Princess Mobile? I'm really sick of this curse!
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A cat that commonly wants food
You should feed “princess honey coon”
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A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her
Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince
Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her
Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all
Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats
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A Virginia Beach Princess, or simply VB Princess, is a girl who frequents the clubs and strip bars of the Virginia Beach oceanfront. She thinks she's a princess and expects guys to buy her drinks and treat her like one but in reality she is just a slut who gets drunk and comes down from her lofty tower to fuck commoners every Friday night. Usually has the clap, hep C, or a kid at her parents house. Will smell like piss by morning.
If you want to trap a Virginia Beach Princess go to the oceanfront with a rat trap and a shot glass with some fireball in it. Don't forget to wrap it up.
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The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.
"Nice going hero!" "Well excuuuse me princess!"
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