Nigga fish

Is when a mega faggot steals your joke

Benat martionin is a fat ass nigga fish

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Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

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Fish Flaps

A fanny, which smells like fish and has not been washed for a while after being jebbed!

''Man, Did you smell her fish flaps?''

''You wouldn't believe what came out when I parted her fish flaps''

''Ooooo she's got big fish flaps''

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strange fish

noun.

someone who is really unique, crazy, weird. etc.

example 1:
A platypus is an example of a creature that is a really "strange fish."

example 2:
statement: i like fat men in thongs
response: "you are a strange fish"

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basic fish

Saying Basic Bitch when your parents are around.

Becky:Omg theres Sandra
Amelia:She's drinking Starbucks, shes such a basic fish

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Fish-scale

90% pure cocaine

"dude i got some bomb fish-scale"

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fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."

"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"

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