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Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

by Juraga January 7, 2006

183๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack bauer

Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS

My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!

by robrob24 January 28, 2005

624๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack the ripper

The nickname given to an unknown serial killer who killed five women in the Whitechapel section of the East End of London from August 31 to November 9, 1888. The killer was given this nickname because a knife was used to cut the victims throats and mutilate their abdomens. To this day, nobody knows the identity of the killer, since nobody saw or heard anything suspicious.

By today's standards, the Ripper murders would barely make headlines; a faceless lust killer murdering five streetwalkers in a huge slum that's already swarming with criminals and lowlifes. 55% of children were dead before age five; outhouses, clogged sewers, slaughterhouses, and horse-drawn buggies ensured that the filth and stench; overcrowding in crumbling buildings and low job prospects ensured that whole families were homeless; drinking and fights were rampant, and many people were missing teeth or had black eyes. Many women were forced to sell themselves as a sure way of supporting themselves and feeding their children, even if it meant going off to secluded nooks with six or seven strange (and potentially dangerous) men each day.

Contrary to the popular (romanticized) image of a black-caped figure in a top-hat, the victims were last seen with very nondescript, working-class men; the Ripper would most certainly have been caught had he worn the cape and top-hat.

There have been many theories as to who did this and there have been numerous urban legends (even the Royal Family was not spared the rumors), although most of these stories are certainly false.

While Jack the Ripper has gone down in history as the star of history's great whodunnit, few people remember the victims:

-Mary Ann "Polly" Nichols, found at 3:45 AM, August 31, 1888, age 43. Mother of five, three of whom were grown at the time. Separated from her husband, whom she left because of his affair during her fifth pregancy, Polly became caught in the downward spiral of drinking and prostitution. Polly was a homeless alcoholic during her last days and was last seen trying to secure money to pay for a bed at her lodging house.

-Annie Chapman, found at 6 AM, September 8, 1888, age 47. Mother of three, one of whom was born crippled, another dead at the age of twelve in 1882. Annie and her husband, while originally lower middle-class, took to drinking from the stresses around their children and separated after falling into poverty. His death in 1886 was a death-blow to her will to live. By her death, Annie was malnourished, homeless, and suffering from tuberculosis and syphillis.

-Elizabeth "Long Liz" Stride, found at 1 AM, September 30, 1888, age 45. She had separated from a husband in 1881 and had a troubled common-law marriage with a dock worker at her death.

-Catherine "Kate" Eddowes, found at 1:45 AM, September 30, 1888, age 46. Mother of three grown children. Separated from her first common-law husband, she was living quite happily with her second, going from doss house to doss house. An intelligent, bubbly woman, her last night was spent sleeping off the drink in a local jail until the police released her at 1 AM.

-Mary Jane Kelly, aka "Ginger" or "Fair Emma", found at 10:45 AM, Novemeber 9, 1888, age 25. The youngest victim and the only victim to be killed indoors, she had a ground-floor flat and allowed her homeless friends to spend the night there, although she and her boyfriend had recently broken up for just that reason. Originally worked in a high-class brothel in the West End of London, but somehow fell to the slums of the East End.

by Lorelili May 6, 2009

315๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack and coke

An alcoholic drink. jack daniels wiskey and coke.

bartender, i'll have a jake and coke.

by Dirt Demon May 1, 2005

312๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


let's jack

Let's dance. Jack/jacking is a type of dancing. Like the song jack my breach.

Hey do you wanna jack?

Yeah let's jack!

by Laurrrrrrrrrrrrr September 29, 2013

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).

The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.

by Cheeto Jack1 January 10, 2013

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack black

The sexist fat dude alive.

Hey you look like Jack Black.

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

1468๐Ÿ‘ 441๐Ÿ‘Ž