she has dutch boy fingers

A lesbian women.

Hey,she must have dutch boy fingers, she just started sleeping with another woman.

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does she got da booty

the most important question to know before you go on a date

joe: wanna go out with my friend linda on friday? me: i dunno does she got da booty?

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she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10

Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.

Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"

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"That, my lord is what she bespoke".

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.

"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".

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how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

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Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"