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A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort
Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.
“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”
When a blondie steals your boyfriend after you broke up for 3 whole days.
"damn that little boyfriend stealer has been so annoying lately.
A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”
The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.
Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty
Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.