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Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 04, 2022


Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 04, 2023


Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 09, 2021


mike kerr

or Michael Kerr!
Vocalist and Bassist in the British Rock band, Royal Blood(since 2013) along with drummer Benjamin/Ben thatcher.
Plays the bass with a really unique style.
He plays the fender semi-hollow starcaster bass and nobody knows what effects he uses as he refuses to say
Mike never talks about the weather.
He has a funny personality.
In February 2021 Mike has become alcohol-free for 2 years!
Royal blood's songs are really interesting to listen to.
their latest album is being released in April 2021 called Typhoons before they announced this they had released 2 singles, troubles coming (October 2020) and typhoons (January 2021)

Radio X: And here's Little monster by royal blood! what a banger tune!
Me: That's my favourite song!!! Ben thatcher and Mike kerr sure do know how to make amazing songs

by Im_not_funny_sorry March 02, 2021


Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

by Soon2boutoforder July 05, 2017


Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021


mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 March 13, 2017