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The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
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Lick my Balls, usually used when someone upsets you or if you're really weird during sex
Greg: Judah are you mad
Judah: Greg, L my B's
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When someone is an L bozo but says you shouldn’t have said that and should apologise for it.
Person 1: L bozo
Person 2: That is so rude you should not have said that, you need to be mindful of what you say now apologise!
Person 1: ugh fine your not an L bozo
Person 1: Your a Mega L bozo
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A guy who get laid every night even if hes going out with someone.
Ademar is a P-L-A-Y-A!
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The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
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The L slur is just another word for love
Friend one: I'm in L slur bestie 😟✋
Friend two: oh no 😔✌
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