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To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.
About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.
Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.
The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
Ed is literally the best guy. He’s a guy you will never regret meeting. Ed shows you his love in a way other guys couldn’t and he always makes you feel loved no matter what. He’s a huge blessing if you ever get to be with him. He’s got those glooks as a bonus apart from his great personality. Ed is a guy you would really want to be with. Being with him is like being in heaven. Nothing to bother you nothing to make you feel bad but only the most confidence in yourself when you’re around him. He will be your safe place anytime and in fact is your home. If you ever get to meet someone like him you won’t regret the day you met. Always make sure to take the best care of this guy as he will be your happiness and the one who will truly allow you to be who you are.
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
Ed chino head can be used in a sentence as a good looking guy with a great personality
The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.
Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.
Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.
His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.
Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!