March 1

March 1 is slap you're enemy in the face day.

Slap you're enemy day means that- IF you have an enemy, you can either wait for them to say something rude so you can slap them, OR, just walk up to them and slap them. (March 1 cannot be defined, March 1 is literally a date, SORRY URBAN DICTIONARY)

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July 1

National Sex day.

Go out and have sex with the person(s) you love! Or with a stranger?

Girl: guess what day it is *smirk*

Guy: July 1st!

Girl: get over here!

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/\/\4c4r0/\/1

13375p34k(leet speak) 4 macaroni

i love macaroni( /\/\4c4r0/\/1 )

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April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

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Rule 1

Don't be a bitch

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1

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1-5

An email, letter, or other correspondence that lists five key points numbered 1 through 5. Pronounced One-ta-Five.

Hello - just a quick 1-5 for you to read through.

1. How's everything going?

2. I haven't talked to you in a while.

3. Did you get my email last week?

4. That was a great DR meeting.

5. Can't wait to see you tomorrow!

Yours,
Giant Eel

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June 1

Pride month

June 1

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