place where trailer trash mexicans go when theyre told to stfu
ex)Proverb to aisle 5!
ex)mop up in aisle 5!
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5 Baritone players that awe Mr.Stevens with a wall of sound at set 6A.
stevens You guys over there need to sound like the fantastic 5 over there (points at us)
Andrew (finger snaps)
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A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker.
I sendt my $5-poker to poke the principal in my school, but he failed!
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Everyone's talking about 9/11 when 2 planes hit the twin towers in 2001, but no one's talking about 5/11 in 2023 when I filled my boss's car with 100 paper airplanes. What a tragic day it was, sadface.
"Remember 5/11?"
"Yes I do. I still keep finding them in my car sadface."
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National give your gf neck kisses dayπ
Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5
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βHey, itβs January 5th! Come kiss me!β
βWhy?β
βBecause on January 5th itβs National kissing day!β
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hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then
January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now
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