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Not as Epic as a level 35 boss or a level 99 mafia boss, but way better than being a shitty level one crook
Epic Gamer: What level are you in Mafia City? Im a level 69 mafia boss!
Mediocre Gamer: I’m just a level 10 hitman.
The perfect ratio of 90% preppy and 10% thug, like most west seattle boys. Any more either way, he's no good!
He's more of an 80/20 than a 90/10, can't take him home to mom and dad!
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In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.
Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
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When you give a girl 10 inches deep and 3 inches wide.
That girl is walking like she just got that 10 and 3 treatment.
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An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repair Guy:
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.
Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.
Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
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When you don't want to tell, how exactly have you ducked up
Gobal telling Don: I lost serious amount on pokies
Old Tockley overheard and asked Gobal: How much did you loose!!!
Gobal panicked and went....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 10 bucks...
When people leave alcohol at your place for more than 10 hours, it becomes yours.
Person A: Where is my alcohol?
Person B: It's been past 10 hours, bitch, its mine now.
Person A: What?
Person B: 10 hour rule, bitch!
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