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oh matthew is hot i should kiss him. oh wait thats why November 4th exists national kiss matthew day
Mathilda: Hey, here I have got 100 euros for you
Jonah:oh thank you
Mathilda: no problem happy November 4th
Bf:its November 4th
Gf:so?
Bf:its national kiss your gf/bf day!
Gf:ok
Bf:kiss*
National short people grown 7 feet day
“Aren’t you glad it’s November 4th so we don’t get smashed into tables?!”
people called max born on this day have big dicks
Mya: hey you know Max?
Anonymous: Yes?
Mya: He has a huge penis
Anonymous: that’s because he’s born on November 4th
Bully your crackhead friend Victor.
Victors Friend 1: Why did you throw a rock at victor?
Victors Friend 2: Its November 4th!
Victors Friend 1: Oh ok, im going to go bully him.
November 4th is national praise lala day. On this day you must praise lala for her greatness.
Person 1: Hey what day is it
Person 2: November 4th, Why?
Person 1: "Transforms"