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An American who waves american flags, supports George W. Bush, and is proud to be part of the rich populace. Most people who are rich and upper middleclass, part of the more politically influenced churches and religions, and are against those who are Anti-war, pro-choice, feminist, and other liberals who "corrupt" America's moral and social soil especially in the Bible Belt. Tends to be socially, philosophically, and educationally uneducated in other words as they deal with anarchists (especially those who side with anarcho-syndicalism and anarcho-communism)and other liberals/radicals who are opposed to the State's ideas especially about War, Enviromentalism, and other ideas that impact America and other nations. Also the slave to American corporatism.
1. There are so many American Idiots in Missouri! God, there is even one living right next to me!
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Most of these people are fucking pussies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little shit American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
American tourists piss me off. When I go to Europe, I wear shirts that say "C-O-L-O-R" with pride.
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i store that i like go to to check out the clearence rack for a cool t-shirt from anywhere from $6 - $20 (everything else in AE is overpriced).
i'm going in AE to check out the clearence rack!
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A type of clothing brand along with abercrombie, aeropostale, and hollister that you are required to wear to even survive middle and high school.
Lisa: liek omg look at that boy wearing a nike shirt!
Brittany: omg i cant believe it! he's such a loser! lets go make fun of him for not wearing preppy cloths.
American eagle
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1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
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They sound like a bunch of faggots getting fucked with a dildo just shut up and kill your self Americans you fat lazy no good shits.
The American accent makes people go nuts like shut up you fat annoying inbred pricks
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When your having butt sex in reverse cow girl, and the girl poops mid climax.
Bro last night I experienced the American dream with Natasha
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