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when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.
Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.
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When your Apple Macintosh computer is on the fritz.
Jerry the graphic designer can't meet his deadline because he's dealing with a Mac attack.
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someone that is on the verge of pinging
Edwin:Help....meee... Jake:Why? Edwin:I'm having a ping attack! Jake:I'll go find you a faster internet connection!
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if ur having a prattle attack u are just talking so u can here ur own voice.
"Sterling ur prattling" is something my teacher always says.
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a state in which an individual is somewhat dead but still breathing . An individual in this state can not be held to any promises or actions done while being in this state
Sleep attacks are caused by : long nights of heavy drinking ( rumple mintz) , your girlfriend/ boyfriend stating phrases such as "we need to talk ." an individual all of a sudden deciding he or she does not wish to follow through with plans.
The transition : it starts off by a sudden request of " I just need five minutes of shut eye ... Just ten more minutes and then we can talk, go to the movies etc. ." at this point the individual has already begun the sleep attack transition. A sudden smack on the head is not recommended as an individual can not be held accountable for any actions during transition in or out of this phase.
Cure: NO SUCH THING
WARNiNG : Contagious!
How to deal with ppl who have sleep attacks :
1) avoid cuddling in the middle of the day on a Friday / Saturday.
2) Neve use the phrase : " we need to talk "
3) Accept the condition for what it is ! Extrem exhaustion or BS. :)
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A Lil Wayne Attack is when someone suddenly feels the urge to listen to Lil Wayne profusely, to the annoyance of others. Often this person can be heard repeating verses of Lil Wayne song as the stroll though their day. Usually, people affected by this disorder tend to listen to older, less popular, Lil Wayne songs. Middle class, white, public school teens usually have Lil Wayne Attacks.
John rolls up pumping some Lil Wayne.
Rick: Dude, what the fuck. We need to seek some medical help for John's Lil Wayne Attack. It's getting a little out of hand.
Steve: Yeah dude, it's like the fourth day he has rolled up listen to Lil Wayne. If he doesn't stop reciting lyrics, I will revoke my friendship.
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Native whore island dance (sometimes hypnotic), where the local performs a chest flexing action by pertruding her bussom out whilst contracting the shoulders, and repeating until the audience/private observer (usual scenario)reliazes that it is indeed a "great" move.
Whilst in a underground night club in Crotia and subjected to two hours of this old age custom coined the mc attack dance, and many vodka and red bulls, Rob couldnt help but noticing that Lynda has a great move!