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A trans person who has recently cracked and is at the start start their journey. Having just emerged from the egg shell, they are extra sensitive and should be handled with care until their skin thickens. The "baby trans" period can last anywhere from 8 months to 2 years, depending on how quickly they take their first wobbly steps into todderdom.
Recently was careful not to scar the baby trans by comparing her looks with those of a cis boy.
Ricky was a baby trans, who had just woken up to his inner muscle daddy but still presented like a doughy teenager.
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A baby who is being passed off as one man's child, when he/she was actually fathered by another.
Man - "I want to know my child is really mine; I don't want to be stuck with a jacket baby."
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To do somthing accidentally out of frustration or anger.
I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.
Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.
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A woman that you are no longer dating, but you have a kid with.
My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.
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A child born out wedlock f.k.a. known as a lovechild.
Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.
Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby
Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.
Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!
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A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"
Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes
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1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.
1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.
2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.
OR
A. Take your foot off it's head.
3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
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