Random
Source Code
Random
When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner
I’m soft with my hands when touching you
Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.
Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.
When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft
cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft
Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction
Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra
Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard
When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small
When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
1👍 1👎