Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.
The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road
1) sliding your penis between spunk filled vagina lips.
2) Having extremly sloppy seconds;
3) Performing well lubeb oral sex;
4) Felching on cream pie
when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.
2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.
Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!
To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."
John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.
I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.
1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"
2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.
GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.