shit bomb

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.

"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"

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bombed

Afflicted with severe acne.

Dude... did you see that computer geek today? He was so bombed!!

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meat bomb

Slang term for skydiver. Often used among pilots, jumpers and others associated in some way with aviation. It has a somewhat morbid connotation to it, hinting that if the parachutist's equipment should fail, or (more common) the parachutist should make a gross mistake, that he will explode upon impact much like a bomb made out of meat.

Pilot 1: Heading of 0232, skydiving commencing at an altitude of 11,000 feet--2 minutes. Please clear airspace.

Pilot 2: Copy that.

Pilot 1: Meat bombs out the door, remain clear.

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slut bomb

a man or woman who is totally out there and will do whoever or whatever... whenever

Damn, that girl is a total slut bomb, she did 5 guys last night! Whaat a trick-ass ho!

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Time bomb

A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).

"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"

"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."

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Cartridge Bomb

The making of a small explosive with shrapnel, made by taking a small, depleted CO2 cartridge, widening the neck opening with a nail and filling it with black powder while tapping it LIGHTLY. A green fuse is then placed into the neck. If constructed correctly, it can have an explosion the size of an M80 or bigger, with shrapnel.

You man, we couldn't find any M80s for old lady Pfifers mailbox, so we made some cartridge bombs!

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jizzum bomb

a large explosion of jizzum (sperm) usually into the face of a female

collin let out a huge jizzum bomb onto caitlins face after she had sexual intercourse with him

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