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Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023


Boston Harbor

The sexual act of shoving one's scrotum into a partner's vagina.

See that British girl? I bet she wants a Boston Harbor.

by lizdude December 18, 2021


The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex

Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love

by Kiri's Content House December 21, 2022


big boston guy

A term used by frat boys and jocks who like frat boy ass sports such as football and hockey. Coined by members of barstool sports to describe males who love their respective cities regardless of their accomplishments or legitimate value. Can be used with any city - insert “guy”. Normally spoken on round 12 of beers at the local pub when talking about literally anybody.

Did you see what davey pageviews said about worcester?

Oh absolutely. Davey, big boston guy.

by MikeyMoney787 November 25, 2022


Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".

You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.

by SHAMsee October 8, 2018


Boston Salute

(Noun) {baw-stuh n} {suh-loot} ; Telling someone to "Go Fuck Themselves".

This is the respect you give someone when you do not agree with their motives or views.
This is the respect you give someone who tries to threaten or harm you.
This expression came about after the Boston Bombing on April 15, 2013.

Sometimes it can be used as a (verb), meaning to fight. (see examples below)

If someone gives you the "Boston Salute" they are telling you to "Go Fuck Yourself".

Example 1:

Person A: I think we should vote for Hillary Clinton.
Person B: I'm going to have to kindly give you the Boston Salute on that one.

Example 2:

The thief approached the cashier brandishing a knife so the cashier gave him the "Boston Salute".

Example 3:

Son: The bullies at school said I should go home and kill myself.
Dad: Fuck them, go to school tomorrow and tell them, you are giving them a good old Boston Salute then see what they do. If they touch you you have my permission to fight.

by Boston Broseph March 10, 2016


boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024