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When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.
You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!
PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift
PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u
PERSON 4 : thank you
happy boyfriend day guys!!!
A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.
“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”
April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.
From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)
(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?
Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year