Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.
When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.
“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”
Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
;)
Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.
A rural redneck backwater, where city folks are not welcome, as in the movie Deliverance.
Dude, what a place for a flat tyre - this is banjo country!
A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“
I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.
"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"
The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.
A fruit punch flavored drink.
Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.
Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.