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When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.
My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!
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A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.
I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!
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A really ghetto town next to San Francisco in the Bay Area. People go dumb eryday here. People pop dem thizzles eryday and do da thizzle dance.
Where you from nig?
I'm from Mill Valley, California fool
O shit nigga im not fuckin wit u
Back yo shit up fool ill pop a cap in yo ass im from MV yeeee
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The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.
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After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.
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When the girl pukes in her mouth then you face fuck her
Ooo baby wana try a California face fuck
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A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...
Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"
Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"
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