When a man’s penis is only long enough to reach the inner cheeks during oral sex.
Alternative to deep throating.
Lo: “He was too small to reach my throat.”
Kat: “So you just deep cheeked him?”
How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!
putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
a nickname for a person who doesn’t wash their ass and has crusted shit stuck in between that ass
the guy that rubbed his ass on my white bed sheets and left a brown streak is such a doodle bun cheek
the residue left on the screen of your phone after you have just used it for a phone call.
Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?
Jim: Yeah bro go for it.
Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
The joke
Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.
Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?
I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.