Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

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$5 pork chop

a soft puffy vagina,a pussy that one can bury ones face in without risk of breaking their nose on the woman's pelvic bone, not associated with a fat chick, not in any way loose. (root: Ebonics)

damn look at that fine ass girl's camel toe bitch got a mo fuckin $5 pork chop

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Dirty Pork Chop

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.

I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop

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lick your chops

When a cat licks his snoot

My cat licked his chops when he saw me eating salt n vinny chips - “you lick your chops charming!”

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off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

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mad fucking chop

Something that is really annoying

Wow, she bought the same shoes as me. That’s mad fucking chop.

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keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

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