You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it
1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”
3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked
Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage
Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.
Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.
Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.
A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation
“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”
A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt
Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.