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Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023


country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles March 9, 2016


Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018


country cod

A massive hillbilly shlong dong.

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.

by Squeakyboi25 April 9, 2018


country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 January 6, 2016


country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018


Country boy

A country boy is the legend of them all, he’s the greatest and he’ll tell you if he thinks something is gay or dumb. Don’t be an idiot don’t leave him and he will always work hard.

That’s a good country boy right there.

by Johndeere32 April 13, 2023