Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent's female first cousin.

My first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s half-nibling.
5- Parent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's child.

My sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-3X-removed

First-cousin-thrice-removed (1C3R).

My first-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

first great-cousin-nibling

First cousin's grandchild.

My first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

Cousin Outback

A cousin that has a birthday the day after you.

No need to run to and from, just ask your cousin outback.