Word of the Day

Urban Dictionary staff's way of pissing on right-wing groups and inventing slang that doesn't exist and if so, was made obsolete in the weeks of it being created pre-2010s.

Example 1: "Check out the new Urban Dictionary Word of the Day!" an IRC chat message read. "Wait, what the fuck am I reading?" another IRC chat message read, this time from another user.

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fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

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green day

A day to smoke marijuana

-The English teacher took a green day on April 20th

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Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

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Opposite Day

A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.

Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.

Try this logic with 4th graders.

4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.

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word of the day

the gayest made up ''slang'' terms gets chosen

so, go and pull two words out of your ass, give them a definition, and your word might be picked too!!

theyre on the homepage. you can't miss them, or their stupidity

dude 1: man did you read the word of the day today?
dude 2: what? stealing from the pooty or wutever shit?
dude 1: yeah!! how fuckin stupid!!!
dude 2: shit man i kno!

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Craig Day

taking a day off for personal reasons e.g gaming

hey man u off in to college today??
nah im guna take a craig day an finish final fantasy IX

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