have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"

A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.

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low cost dating

low cost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.

Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.

Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

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do you date?

This is the pass code in some areas where prostitution takes place. Usually implies a solicitation from a cheap prostitute.

So you are walking downtown Baltimore late at night coming in from the bar and some trashy looking female you pass ask:

"Do you date?"

If you want to avoid chlamydia, you say "NO".

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On a date, kinda nervous

A phrase that started out funny but evolved into a phase white girls use every time they spend time with another person whether it be their significant other or even themselves.

*posting on Snapchat while spending time with another individual* “On a date, kinda nervous” Can also be said like: “on a date, not nervous at all”

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Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

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Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

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date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

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