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A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
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when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.
i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss
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A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.
Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!
Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.
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a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"
"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
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A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
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One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...
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The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.
Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?
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