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When a man gives his partner a purple nurple, drags his balls across they're face and cums on them.
Me and my wife wanted to spice things up so I decided to try a purple dragon on her.
Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.
laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.
My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.
A level of heat capable of melting glaciers.
This coffee is as hot as dragon piss, gotta let it cool down first.
A dragon that drinks milk (which causes its scales to turn white) in the land of dank memes.
"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."
When one is so sick, that they proceed to projectile vomit and diarrhea at the same time.
I ate some bad chicken and I was up until 4am last night dueling dragons!
"Hey Sara, *whisper whisper whisper*..."
"Dude, you have dragon breath. Here, want some gum?"